Friday funny - Listen to Your Kids

This week when I was dropping G off to his class at school he kept messing with my skirt saying "mommy, mommy" as I was talking to another mom from his class (his BFF Lucy's mom) . I thought he was just trying to get me to pick him up as he does most mornings (stalling) and kept saying "one second please", "G, please don't interrupt", "G, please put my skirt down" and brushing his hands away to prevent him from showing my trade secrets to his entire class. Well next thing I know he has wiped his nose on my skirt!!! And when I asked "G, why did you do that?" His response was "well mom, I asked you for a tissue!" So, who taught who a lesson that morning!?!